Events & Entertainment

Summer Heat Weekend I – Presented by WANG

Calling all nudists!  Celebrate the warm temps and the freedom to be nude!  Volleyball Quad Tournament!  Lots of nude events!  ABC Dance Party!  WANG = Woods Area Naked Group

Welcome Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers (the drinking group with a running problem)!

    Nudity at The Woods Campground

    Thu

    The Woods Nudist Weekend celebrates nudeness, nakedness, innocence, running free in all your original raw beauty, putting on your best birthday suit. It’s something everyone can participate in. Male, female, skinny, fat, tall, small, buff, freckled, tan, pierced, firm, soft, chisled and the flabby can all get involved with something that we all have in common – nudity!
    It’s not about sex – it’s about celebrating your body! It’s liberating and it’s beautiful. Be proud of your body no matter what shape or size you are. First timers are especially encouraged!

    Bare as you Dare Glow Stick Party

    Fri 10:00pm - 2:00am / Dance Club

    Exchange your clothing for glow sticks to decorate your naked body!

    Volleyball Quad Tournament

    Sat 9:00am / Volleyball Courts

    Sign up your team – click the info link to register.

    Relaxing Massage (Sat & Sun)

    Sat / Gazebo

    You’re on vacation – treat yourself to an incredible massage! Jim is available Saturdays and Sundays. Be sure to reserve your time and let the stress fade away! To schedule an appointment, TEXT or call 908-229-0817

    Saturday Morning Naked Gym Class

    Sat 10:00am - 10:30am / Dance Club

    Nudity is encouraged, but not required.  Join us for The Woods stretching and toning exercise group. Your instructor will take you through each exercise allowing you to adjust your own tolerance along the way. A yoga mat and rubber exercise bands or tubes are suggested. Sessions last approximately 30 minutes.

    Free & Confidential HIV and STD Testing – Saturday

    Sat 10:00am / Clubhouse Patio

    HIV (1 minute test) and STD testing. Free and quick testing provided by NovusACS – the Lehigh Valley’s first and only primary care practice to specialize in healthcare for the LGBT adult.

    High Noon Naturalist Hike

    Sat 12:00pm / Lower Hot Tub

    Join fellow naturalists for a guided nature hike through The Woods.  While hiking, we will talk about the Woods’ natural environment, identify many trees, plants and flowers that you might otherwise not notice, as well as discuss the natural history of the area.  We’ll also mention current concerns such as watershed protection, invasive species, our commitment for recycling and protecting our environment for the future.  Free handouts and materials.  Your host:  Bill.

    Sun’s Out – Buns Out: Naked Pool Party!

    Sat 1:00pm - 6:00pm / Pool Deck

    Dance to your favorite club hits in and around the Woods Pool!  This ultimate pool party features our live club DJ spinning from his perch above the pool deck.  Leave your swim suit at home!  Don’t forget your sun screen!

    Pool Games: Buns for Bucks

    Sat 2:00pm / Pool Deck

    Win real money!  All you need to play is a butt!

    So you think you know your partner?

    Sat 2:00pm / Pool Deck

    This is a quick nudist weekend quiz to see if you really know your partner!

    Naked Golf Cart Parade

    Sat 3:30pm / Gather at the Guest Services Office

    Don’t have a golf cart?  Hop a ride on someone else’s.

    Nuthin’ but Shooze Wine & Cheese Party

    Sat 4:00pm - 6:00pm / Site 53

    Since your only attire is your shoes, make them stand out!  Bought as is, enhanced with your glue gun or home made… the idea is to get others to look below your waist!
    Other than shoes, this is a Nude Mandatory event.
    Wine donations are requested.

    Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monetary party fun collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

    ABC Dance Party

    Sat 10:00pm - 2:00am / Dance Club

    For this party, wear Anything But Clothing (ABC)!  Get creative … household items, garden supplies, duct tape, beer cans, lamp shades, electronics parts – or just take the easy way out and wear NOTHING!  Search the web for more great ideas!  As long as it’s not clothing, it’s allowed!

    Midnight Naked Glow Stick Hike!

    Sun 12:00am / Lower Hot Tub

    The Woods will emit a colorful hue from the glow sticks on our bodies!
    Bring a flashlight and good shoes.

    Sunday Brunch Buffet – Don’t leave camp without it!

    Sun / Cafe

    Re-charge at the end of your fun weekend with a full stomach from the Woods Cafe’s Sunday Brunch! Menu selections vary each week with plenty of items to please everyone’s palate. Visit the cafe web page here.

    Free & Confidential HIV and STD Testing – Sunday

    Sun 10:00am / Clubhouse Patio

    HIV (1 minute test) and STD testing. Free and quick testing provided by NovusACS – the Lehigh Valley’s first and only primary care practice to specialize in healthcare for the LGBT adult.

    Big Gay Pool Party (Sun)

    Sun 1:00pm - 6:00pm / Pool Deck

    Dance to your favorite club hits in and around the Woods pool! This ultimate pool party features our live club DJ spinning from his perch above the pool!  No reason to go home early on a Sunday – the party goes on all day!  Don’t forget your sunscreen!