Events & Entertainment

Memorial Day Holiday Weekend (Fri-Mon)

Our first long holiday weekend!  You won’t want to miss the annual cocktail dress block party and camp fund auction!  Adult Toy Bingo!  Lip synch contest!

    Holiday Kickoff Dance Party

    Fri 9:00pm - 2:00am / Dance Club

    Dance to your favorite club hits to get the weekend started out right!

    Relaxing Massage (Sat, Sun & Mon)

    Sat / Gazebo

    You’re on vacation – treat yourself to an incredible massage! Jim is available Friday thru Sunday. Be sure to reserve your time and let the stress fade away! To schedule an appointment, TEXT or call 908-229-0817

    Saturday Morning Gym Class!

    Sat 10:00am - 10:30am / Dance Club

    Join us for The Woods stretching and toning exercise group. Your instructor will take you through each exercise allowing you to adjust your own tolerance along the way. A yoga mat and rubber exercise bands or tubes are suggested. Sessions last approximately 30 minutes.

    Free & Confidential HIV and STD Testing – Saturday

    Sat 10:00am / Clubhouse Patio

    HIV (1 minute test) and STD testing. Free and quick testing provided by NovusACS – the Lehigh Valley’s first and only primary care practice to specialize in healthcare for the LGBT adult.

    Big Gay Pool Party (Sat)

    Sat 1:00pm - 6:00pm / Pool Deck

    Dance to your favorite club hits in and around the Woods pool! This ultimate pool party features our live club DJ spinning from his perch above the pool!  Don’t forget your sunscreen!

    Volleyball Social Play (Sat)

    Sat 2:00pm / Volleyball Courts

    Come by yourself or with friends. Form teams on the court.

    Memorial Service – All are welcome

    Sat 8:00pm / Memorial Grove

    The loss of a loved one is hard but the fond memories are what keep their spirit alive.  On Memorial Day weekend, please join your fellow Woods campers for this candlelight service to honor and remember our friends and family.  

    If you would like a name mentioned during the service, please email Rev. David Stardancer Baker

    2016 Camp Season Slideshow (repeat showing)

    Sat 9:00pm / Site 23

    In case you missed its premiere last October (or just want to enjoy it again), please gather around the outdoor movie screen for a fabulous presentation of last year’s camping season!

    Red, White or Blue Dance Party

    Sat 10:00pm - 2:00am / Dance Club

    Pick your color (or all three) and YOU become the decorations!  What’s your mood?  Red, White or Blue?

    Lip Sync Battle

    Sat 11:00pm / Dance Club

    It’s become the norm for today’s “artists” but YOUR lip syncing skills go beyond what the pros attempt!  Enter this judged event to win a cool trophy!  Solo, group, backup dancers … BRING IT!

    Free & Confidential HIV and STD Testing – Sunday

    Sun 10:00am / Clubhouse Patio

    HIV (1 minute test) and STD testing. Free and quick testing provided by NovusACS – the Lehigh Valley’s first and only primary care practice to specialize in healthcare for the LGBT adult.

    Adult Toy Bingo

    Sun 12:30pm / Clubhouse Patio

    Win nifty toys to … well, you know.  Benefits the camp party fund!

    Big Gay Pool Party (Sun)

    Sun 1:00pm - 6:00pm / Pool Deck

    Dance to your favorite club hits in and around the Woods pool! This ultimate pool party features our live club DJ spinning from his perch above the pool!  No reason to go home early on a Sunday – the party goes on all day!  Don’t forget your sunscreen!

    Volleyball Social Play (Sun)

    Sun 2:00pm / Volleyball Courts

    Come by yourself or with friends.  Form teams on the court.

    14th Annual YELLOW Cocktail Dress Block Party

    Sun 3:00pm / the Main Drag (Sites 51-58)

    Everyone is invited!  Your admission price:  Wear YELLOW!  The organizers of this event are requesting new items for the camp fund auction.  Artwork is highly popular and encouraged.  Be prepared to bid high for the items you want – all proceeds go towards future parties at the Woods!

    Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monetary party fun collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

    7th Annual Swim Suit Pageant

    Sun 4:00pm / Blue Party

    Not your normal type of pageant (but what really is normal at The Woods?)
    Come strut your body!  Prizes awarded for the best use of BLUE.  Let your imagination run wild!  If you can sport a Speedo, Mom’s one piece, or anything else you create, you should be ready to perform on our runway strip!

    Live Auction

    Sun 5:30pm / Blue Party

    Bring your cash for our annual Art & Collectible auction to benefit the Camp Party Fund!  This is one of the biggest fund raisers of the season so your contributions are greatly appreciated – in bids and item donations!  Please search your home for art and/or collectible items you don’t appreciate as much as you used to.  Your item will likely catch the eye of a fellow camper!

    80’s Dance Party (boxers night)

    Sun 10:00pm - 2:00am / Dance Club

    The 80’s called – they’re glad you kept your clothes from high school!  Or just wear your boxers to party tonight.  Remember when it was cool to wear boxers as shorts in the 80’s?
    Funny boxers, exotic boxers, tiny boxers – buttoning your fly is frowned upon!

    Monday Brunch Buffet – Don’t leave camp without it!

    Mon / Cafe

    Re-charge at the end of your fun weekend with a full stomach from the Woods Cafe’s Brunch! Menu selections vary each week with plenty of items to please everyone’s palate. Visit the cafe web page here.

    Free & Confidential HIV and STD Testing – Monday

    Mon 10:00am - 4:00pm / Clubhouse Patio

    HIV (1 minute test) and STD testing. Free and quick testing provided by NovusACS – the Lehigh Valley’s first and only primary care practice to specialize in healthcare for the LGBT adult.

    Big Gay Pool Party (Mon)

    Mon 1:00pm - 6:00pm / Pool Deck

    Dance to your favorite club hits on the new expanded Woods pool deck! This ultimate pool party features our live club DJ spinning from his perch above the pool!  There’s no reason to let your holiday weekend end early!  Stick around and play at the pool!  Don’t forget your sunscreen!