2010 Weekend Schedule

Off-Season Road Tour:
Stop #3

Our final stop of the 2010 Off Season Road Tour:
Club XS in York, PA
Click to RSVP Online today!

Off Season Road Tour #3

Sat 8:00PM / Club XS

Club XS
36 West 11th Avenue
York, PA

Club XS Website

Food Buffet
Drink Specials
Give-Aways

Come on out for another night of Mayhem!!! 
Dance Your Winter Blues Away!!! 

Hotel Accommodations:
The Red Rood Inn & Suites
125 Aresenal Road
York, PA 717-843-8181
Discounted Room: Code B315Woods
Rooms are limited!

Click here to RSVP online. 

Volunteer Clean Up Day #1

We have two volunteer clean up days in 2010 so we can coordinate with your schedule better. Please - it's important that you RSVP by clicking this text so we can cater the proper amount of food for lunch.

Please RSVP for a lunch count.

Click here to RSVP online. 

Jobs

On volunteer clean up day, the biggest job is raking leaves and picking up sticks and branches.  We also clean the hiking trails, fill potholes, paint, put out patio furniture and collect bonfire wood.

Please arrive by 11:00AM.  Lunch is served around 2:30PM.

Thank in advance for your help!

Volunteer Clean Up Day #2

We have two volunteer clean up days in 2010 so we can coordinate with your schedule better. Please - it's important that you RSVP by clicking this text so we can cater the proper amount of food for lunch.

Please RSVP for a lunch count.

Click here to RSVP online. 

Jobs

On volunteer clean up day, the biggest job is raking leaves and picking up sticks and branches.  We also clean the hiking trails, fill potholes, paint, put out patio furniture and collect bonfire wood.

Please arrive by 11:00AM.  Lunch is served around 2:30PM.

Thank in advance for your help!

Opening Weekend Celebration

Welcome home! A weekend to get reacquainted with your fellow Woods campers and friends.

FREE $50.00 GAS CARD

All weekend site occupants are eligible to win a $50 gas card just for camping with us this weekend!  Thank you for your support!  Please check for the winning site posted in the office at 12 noon Saturday.

Welcome Home Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: Jim Kohler 

Singo de Mayo

Fri 10:00PM / Dance Club

Show your singing talent.  Karaoke is back!

Relaxing Massage

Sat / Gazebo

Rid yourself of winter stress and aches!

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Cinco de Mayo Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

Observed around the world as a celebration of Mexican heritage and pride - or really just another reason to Party!  Brrrrrrrrryeeaahh!

DJ: Jim Kohler 

Limbo Contest

Sat 11:00PM / Dance Club

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Classic Disco Weekend

Half price camping for lumberjacks! Silver Daddies Party! Plus Leaf Blower Volleyball!

FREE $50.00 GAS CARD

All weekend site occupants are eligible to win a $50 gas card just for camping with us this weekend!  Thank you for your support!  Please check for the winning site posted in the office at 12 noon Saturday.

Half Price Reservations!

Sat 9:00AM - Noon

Lumberjacks Needed!  We need help gathering wood from the forests and will give you a half price site in exchange for you muscles.  All logs have been dropped - they just need to be loaded up and hauled to our stock piles. 

- Plaid shirts are optional

- Bottled water provided

- Leather gloves are encouraged and available

- Have a chain saw?  We'll provide the gas and oil

Half Price Reservations Instructions 

Studio 54 Disco Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Jim Kohler 

Clubhouse Karao-Gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

"Disco Divas"

Leaf Blower Volleyball

Sat 3:00PM / Volleyball Court

Are you the master of control when it comes to blowing leaves?  Put that talent to use on the court!  2 on 2 volleyball using nothing but pure clean (exhaust filled) mountain air!  More high pitched fun than a Jonas Brothers concert!  Ear plugs not included.

Poolside Massage

Sat / Gazebo

Feel the stress drip away!

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Movie: Studio 54

Sat 8:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Get yourself in character by recalling what Studio 54 was like in its prime! 
The film centers around Shane O'Shea (Ryan Phillippe), a young man from Jersey City, New Jersey who is hot enough to become a bartender at Studio 54.  While working at the club, Shane befriends Anita Randazzo (Salma Hayek), an aspiring singer, and her husband Greg (Breckin Meyer).  As Shane gets sucked into the hard-partying scene at Studio 54, and as his life spirals downward, so does Studio 54.

70's Disco Dance Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Jim Kohler 

Silver Daddies Party

Sat 10:00PM / Patio Tent

Whatever your preference...  silverdaddy, silverfox, mature or senior - this is the party where daddies and their admirers come together.  You know you still got it! 

Please join Bob your host (Mr.  Woods Leather) and partake in the activities.  Free beer! 

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monitary party fund collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

Mother's Day Breakfast Buffet

Sun / Cafe

25% breakfast buffet discount for all moms!  Mom, bring your kid's photos!  Kids, bring your Mom!

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Bears at The Woods I

Got that fuzzy thing going on? Like those who do? This is your weekend! Hibernation is over! Bears, cubs, chubs and admirers unite! Free food & beverages at the Meat and Grreet gathering!

Bear Party!

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: Air Cub 

Clubhouse Beary-oke!

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Burly men singing sweetly

Relaxing Massage

Sat / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Bear Meat & Grrreet

Sat 2:00PM / Patio

* Weenie Roast (donation for the camp fund)

* Beer Bust

* Gaymes & $1.00 Jello shots (donation for the camp fund)

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monitary party fund collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

Bear Party!

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: Air Cub 

Bear Chest Fuzzy Wuzzy Contest

Sat 11:00PM / Dance Club

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Country Western Weekend I

Howdy! Learn and dance the 2 step and some cool line dances! We'll mix in a few dance favorites to please all!

Country Western Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: CJ the DJ 

Country dance lessons!

Fri 10:00PM / Dance Club

Country Karao-gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Songs limited to the country genre.

Relaxing Massage

Sat / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Country Hoedown Party!

Sat 1:00PM / Dance Club

Join your hosts, the Liberty Gay Rodeo Association for an afternoon party with great music, country dance lessons, 50/50s, and donations will be accepted for beer and shots.  BYO horse. 

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

Yee Ha Game!

Sat 4:00PM

It's BINGO with a western flair!  (benefits the dunk tank fund)

Country Western Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: CJ the DJ 

Country dance lessons!

Sat 10:00PM / Dance Club

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Memorial Day Holiday Weekend (Fri - Mon)

Our first long holiday weekend! You won't want to miss the annual cocktail dress block party and camp fund auction!

Dance Club Ribbon Cutting!

Fri 10:00PM / Dance Club

Help us celebrate our newest improvement - your brand new, state of the art dance club!  With a dance floor ten times the size of the old area, computer controlled LED lighting, plus a modern DJ booth which gives our DJ's more options to pump it up!

DJ Dance Dance Party

Fri 10:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: Rebos 

Relaxing Massage

Sat / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Free & Confidential HIV and AIDS Testing

Sat 10:00AM - 2:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Free and quick testing provided by the AIDS Activities Office in Allentown, PA

HIV Testing 

Memorial Day Uniform Patio Party

Sat 2:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Honor those who serve and protect our liberties.

The Dumpster Divas present their film "Memoirs of Dmentia"

Sat 9:00PM / Clubhouse

The Dumpster Diva's Driving Tour makes a stop at The Woods Campground this weekend!  See a special 40 minute edit of their new film plus a very special live performance to top the evening off with plenty of filthy fun for the whole dysfunctional family!  Don't miss it!

Red, White or Blue Dance Party

Sat 10:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

Pick your color (or all three) and YOU become the decorations!

DJ: Rebos 

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Adult Toy Bingo

Sun 2:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Win nifty toys to ...  well, you know.  Benefits the dunk tank fund!

The 6th Annual "YELLOW! Cock-Tail-Dress" Party

Sun 5:00PM / "Main Drag" (Sites 51-58)

The organizers of this event are requesting food or beverage products.  All would be appreciated!  Your admission price: Wear YELLOW!  Items are needed for the camp fund auction.

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monitary party fund collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

80's Dance Party

Sun 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: Rebos 

Karao-Gay

Sun 10:00PM / Dance Club

Relaxing Massage

Mon / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Motorcycle - Leather I

Show your stuff in your hot leather gear! If you have a bike, bring it to camp and join the Woods Riders motorcycle run. Pavilion leather party.

Leather Masters Store

Fri - Sun / Dance Club

Leather Masters of Dallas will be bringing a large selection of leather clothing, such as vests, shirt and pants, accessories like collars wristbands and armbands, BDSM Toys, restraints, hoods, lube and so much more.   If there is something specific you would like to see check out their website and let them know.

Leather in The Woods Party

Fri 10:00PM / Pavilion

Show off your hot leather gear! 

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monitary party fund collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

Relaxing Massage

Sat / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

The Woods Riders Motorcycle Run

Sat 10:00AM - 1:00PM

Free Syphilis & HIV Testing

Sat Noon - 4:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Caring Communities is again partnering with The Woods Campground for another season of free Syphilis and HIV Testing!   If you're sexually active, you should be tested.

Free Syphilis Testing 

Leather Cocktail Party

Sat 9:00PM / Pavilion

Join area leather club The Pennsmen - your host for a cocktail party at the opening of the dungeon party.  The Woods thanks you for your contribution to our festivities!

Leather in The Woods Party

Sat 10:00PM / Pavilion

Leather/Rubber/Fetish-Wear Required.  The dress code is strictly enforced for this event. 

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monitary party fund collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Tropical Cocktail Shooter Block Party

Party like our friends in the Islands! Be sure to dress the part! Have a favorite tropical beverage? Join the Cocktail Shooter block party. Couples Poolside Wine Party

Hawaiian Dance Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

You have that floral shirt you bought on impulse while on vacation - finally a place to wear it!  Yes the one with the parrot on the back.  What were you thinking?

DJ: Biff 

Karao-Gay

Fri 10:00PM / Dance Club

Stargazing 101

Fri 10:00PM / The Woods Lake

Sure, you can spot the Big Dipper, but do you know any of the other Constellations?  Join us down at The Woods Lake as we journey through the night skies and pick out constellations and other cosmic features.  Bring a chair or blanket to lay on.  Handouts and equipment provided or bring your own. 
Cost: Free!  Your host: Bill
Cloud date: Sat.  June 12th 10PM

Poolside Massage

Sat / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Tropical Cocktail Tour Party

Sat 2:00PM - 5:00PM / (Sites 21-26 & 30-35)

A Tropical Cocktail Tour at The Woods!  Become a mixologist and create a cocktail shooter to share with others.  Name your creation –- award for most votes.  No matter where you are in camp, bring your creations to this block party.  Ice and shooter tubes will be provided.  Non alcoholic varieties also encouraged.  Dress the Part!  Wanted: Hula dancers and fire twirlers.  Bring your boombox and tune to 90.5 FM to hear the sounds of the party from Woods Radio!

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monetary party fund collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

Say Aloha to my Asshola Game

Sat 9:00PM / Dance Club

Match the face to the ass!  Want to enter your ass?  Find Woody to snap your picture!

Woods Hawaiian Cruise Dance Social

Sat 9:00PM - 11:00PM / Poolside

We'll tone down the outside music to include many couple slow dances.  Dress to impress!  Candle lit pool deck wine party.  BYO wine to share with others.

DJ: Biff 

Woods Movie Night

Sat 9:00PM / Poolside

Movie: Psycho Beach Party
Spoof of 1960's Beach Party/Gidget surfing movies mixed with slasher horror films stars Lauren Ambrose as Florence Forrest, a not-so-innocent girl in 1960's Malibu who becomes "Chicklet" the first girl surfer at Malibu Beach, only Florence suffers from dissociative identity disorder and occasionally her alter ego Ann Bowman, a sexually aggressive, foul-speaking girl, comes out in which during that time several beach goers are found murdered.  The suspects include Chicklet herself, surfer Kanaka, B-horror film actress Bettina Barnes, exchange student Lars, and even Chicklet's own mother.

Margaritaville Dance Party

Sat 10:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

The music pumps at 10PM so you can shake that ass!

DJ: Biff 

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Summer Solstice Weekend

Celebrate the official beginning of Summer and the most daylight of any weekend! Clam bake and picnic! T-Dance! Foam Party! Sexy tan line pageant! Welcome: Lehigh Valley Takeover!

Summer Heat Dance Party!

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: CJ the DJ 

Karaoke

Fri 10:00PM / Dance Club

Get your song on!

Relaxing Massage

Sat / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Free & Confidential HIV and AIDS Testing

Sat 10:00AM - 2:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Free and quick testing provided by the AIDS Activities Office in Allentown, PA

HIV Testing 

Lehigh Valley "Takeover" takes over The Woods!

Sat 10:00AM

Lehigh Valley Takeover is a social group that takes over straight bars and turns them into a gay hot spot for the night!  We'll prove they don't only come out at night and show them how to have fun in The Woods! 
Members, please RSVP.

Click here to RSVP online. 

Gayass Bingo

Sat 11:00AM / Clubhouse Patio

Special guest caller: Sylvia Sylverburg!

Clam Bake Beach Party

Sat Noon / Party Tent

Clams (optional)
Pork BBQ with rolls
BBQ Chicken
Baked Ziti
Baked Beans
Coleslaw
Fresh Fruit Salad
Macaroni Salad
Potato Salad
Vegetable Dip
Dessert Table
Beer & Soda

Dozen of Clams can be purchased separatly

$22 NO clams
$30 with clams

Clam Bake Party 

Click here to RSVP online. 

Battle of the DJ's T-Dance on the Patio!

Sat 2:00PM - 4:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

It's DJ John Bear vs.  DJ Rebos! 
These guys will battle it out to see who is the best "Man with the Jam" to fill up the patio and foam party!

Summer Suds Foam Party!

Sat 2:00PM - 4:00PM / Camp Stage (side of clubhouse)

This is a T-Dance you'll never forget!  Celebrate summer in the suds!

Sexy Tan Line Pageant

Sat 3:30PM / Poolside

Perm Camper Meeting

Sat 7:00PM / Dance Club

Bring a chair and your thoughts, concerns, suggestions and compliments! 
Attendance restricted to standard and field perms only.

Movie: JAWS

Sat 9:00PM / Pool

Watch from in the pool!

80's & 90's Dance Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: John Bear 

Tons of Fun benefit performance

Sat 11:00PM / Dance Club

The ladies are back with BIG talent!  You' won't believe how these girls can shake it!  Just give them room and enjoy!  FACT benefit.

F.A.C.T. 

Father's Day Breakfast Buffet

Sun / Cafe

20% breakfast buffet discount for all dads!  Dad, bring photos of your kids!  Kids, bring your Dad!

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Bears at The Woods II

The hairy bears, cubs, chubs and their admirers are back! Grrrr! Have fun at the Meat and Grreet gathering! Flea Market! Evening swim!

Bear Party!

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: Jim Kohler 

Clubhouse Beary-oke!

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Burly men singing sweetly

Campsite Flea Market

Sat 9:00AM / Camp Sites

Got stuff you don't need anymore?  Bring it all to camp to sell to your fellow camping friends!  Just set up at your site.

Poolside Massage

Sat / Gazebo

The incredible Jim Watson will be filling in for Jase while he travels to China to learn the latest techniques in massage.

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Hanny 

Bellyflop Contest

Sat 1:00PM / Pool

No description needed.  Judging will be on your overall performance: showmanship, style, sound, splash and any belly bruising. 
Warning: Rows 1-3 are in the splash zone.

Note: The pool will be closed for 1 to 12 hours after contest to refill.

Bear Meat & Grrreet

Sat 2:00PM - 5:00PM / Patio

Weenies
Beer Bust
Ice Luge! 
Soda Keg
(all proceeds go to Camp Party Fund)

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monetary party fund collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

Growl o Rama

Sat 4:00PM / Patio

Wet Bear Contest (underwear clad)

Woods Movie Night

Sat 9:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Movie: Grizzly
Bring your own chairs or blankets.

Bear Party!

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: Jim Kohler 

Night Swim

Sat 9:00PM - Midnight / Pool

The pool area will be illuminated for our Bear nightime swim party!  Please - absolutely no glass bottles or containers!

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

The incredible Jim Watson will be filling in for Jase while he travels to the Sudan to learn the latest techniques in massage.

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Hanny 

4th of July Holiday Weekend (Fri - Mon)

Celebrate your independence at The Woods! You can't miss our Sunday evening stage production and all our planned events! Bring your boots and cowboy hat for some down home two steppin' on Friday night! Annual record making Skinny Dip!

 * Note: For the safety of all guests and pets, absolutely NO fireworks are allowed in the campground.

Relaxing Massage

Fri / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Country Dancin' Party

Fri 9:00PM - Midnight / Dance Club

With Line Dancing instruction by CJ!

DJ: CJ the DJ 

Night Swim Party

Fri 9:00PM - Midnight / Pool

The pool area will be illuminated for a nightime swim party!  Please - no glass containers or bottles.

DJ Dance Party

Fri Midnight - 2:00AM / Dance Club

Celebrate the holiday by shaking your booty!

DJ: Mad Adam 

Relaxing Massage

Sat / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Drive Through Naked Car Wash!

Sat Noon - 3:00PM / Site 34

We're hosting a private drive through car wash where the cute attendees will not only be topless, but pantless as well!  You stay in your vehicle as they use everything they've got to make sure your car is squeeky clean!  Good clean naked fun!  Benefits Camp Fund Raising.  Wanted: Naked car wash attendees.

Free Syphilis & HIV Testing

Sat Noon - 4:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Caring Communities is again partnering with The Woods Campground for another season of free Syphilis and HIV Testing!   If you're sexually active, you should be tested.

Free Syphilis Testing 

Slushie Deck Party

Sat 1:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Enjoy cool refreshing slushies in a variety of flavors all in one location!   It's our own version of Fat Tuesday's!  Non-alcoholic flavor will also be available.  Donations are requested. 

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monetary party fund collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

Michael Sherer performs live!

Sat 7:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Enjoy dinner or dinks to the mellow sounds of Michael Sherer!

Michael Sherer 

2009 Camp Season Slideshow (repeat showing)

Sat 9:00PM / Site 53

In case you missed its premiere last October (or just want to enjoy it again) please gather around the movie screen on site 53 for a fabulous presentation of last year's camping season!

Out for Laughs - The Land Cruise

Sat 10:00PM / Dance Club

After cracking up audiences for over 10 years on 70+ gay cruises on the high seas with Atlantis Events, comedian Shann Carr is hitting the interstate for land-locked fans clamoring for some Shann-tastic fun.  The Woods Campground is proud to be a tour stop for Shann and her sidekick/driver, comedian Ken Cypert, a self proclaimed hillbilly from Arkansas!  Together, they're filming a comedy/reality show about gay destinations.  Look for their Pink Rhinestone Encrusted RV!  Learn more HERE

Independance Dance Party

Sat 11:00PM - 2:00AM / Clubhouse

DJ: Mad Adam 

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Red, White & Brew T-Dance

Sun Noon - 3:00PM / Poolside

DJ: Mad Adam 

Ice Cream Social

Sun 1:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

What a perfect way to treat yourself on a holiday!  Arrive early - this is normally a sellout!

Ice Cream Social 

Dude Rack Competition

Sun 1:30PM / Poolside

Wet T-Shirt CompeTITion!

Sun 1:30PM / Poolside

This one is for the ladies only!

Annual Skinny Dip

Sun 2:00PM / Pool

We're starting our own July 4th tradition - how many nude swimmers can we get in the Woods pool at one time?  Be part of history!

4th of July Golf Cart Parade

Sun 5:00PM

Show your spirit!  Decorate your cart and proudly participate in this event which will wind through camp!

Perm Camper Annual Photo

Sun 6:00PM / Camp Stage (side of clubhouse)

Preserve the memory of the 2010 season by appearing in the annual photo.  All standard and field perms are invited!

The 7th Annual July Fourth "Camp Show"

Sun 9:00PM / Camp Stage (side of clubhouse)

Arrive early and bring your chairs.

Red, White, or Blue Dance Party

Sun 11:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

Wear red, white, blue or all three!  Get creative with your patriotism!

DJ: Mad Adam 

Relaxing Massage

Mon / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

National Nude Recreation Week Begins

Mon

Go clothing free today!  Celebrate your freedom to be nude at The Woods!

High Noon Naked Hike!

Mon Noon / Lower Hot Tub

We normally hike at 12 midnight, but today, the moon will shine at noon!

Club Dance Party

Mon 9:00PM / Dance Club

Vacation Week (also National Nude Recreation Week)

Who says The Woods should only be enjoyed on the weekend? Take a few extra days off work and extend your stay. Better yet, stay the entire week! If we all choose the same week, then the party never ends!

Monday

National Nude Recreation Week Begins

Mon - Fri

Go textile free!  Celebrate your freedom to be nude at The Woods!  Sorry Tim Gunn!

Relaxing Massage

Mon - Fri / Gazebo

You're on vacation - treat yourself to an incredible massage!  Jase will be available each day.  Be sure to reserve your time and let the stress fade away!

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

High Noon Naked Hike!

Mon Noon / Lower Hot Tub

Our kickoff to Nude Recreation Week!  We normally hike at 12 midnight, but today, the moon will shine at noon!

Dance Party

Mon 8:00PM / Dance Club

Tuesday

Eye Opener Say Something Hat Party

Tue 8:00AM / Site 42

Come Naked - it's Nude Recreation Week!
Breakfast cocktails, coffees, pastries and snacks
Wear an interesting hat and make a statement!

Eye Opener Party 

Field Trip: Sands Casino

Tue 4:00PM

Leave camp at 4PM, arrive back approx 11:30PM.

Click here to RSVP online. 

Dance Party

Tue 8:00PM / Dance Club

Wednesday

Field Trip: Underground coal mine tour

Wed 10:00AM / #9 Coal Mine, Lansford, PA

Click here to RSVP online. 

Holiday Picnic and Patio Party

Wed 2:00PM / Site 48

Weenies, soda and beer provided.  Everyone is welcome! 
Come Naked - it's Nude Recreation Week!

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monetary party fund collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

Dance Party

Wed 8:00PM / Dance Club

Thursday

Field Trip: Camel Beach Water Park

Thu 10:00AM

Leave camp at 10AM, arrive back approx 6PM.  (Admission is $32.99 per person)

Camel Beach Water Park 

Click here to RSVP online. 

Movie: Mommie Dearest (Drinking Game)

Thu 8:30PM / Clubhouse Patio

Come Naked - it's Nude Recreation Week!
Bring your favorite beverage to drink to OUR Drinking game rules!

Dance Party

Thu 10:30PM / Dance Club

Right after the movie.

Friday

Field Trip: Beltzville State Park Hike

Fri Noon - 4:00PM / Camp Office

Leave camp at 12 Noon, arrive back approx 4:00PM. 

We'll head just down the road to Beltzville State Park for a leisurely hike.  There, we will follow the Cove Ridge, Falls, and Christman trails, along the beautiful scenery of Beltzville Waterfalls and Wild Creek Cove.  These trails are mostly wide level paths, with only a few moderate inclines.  Bring your camera, water, and snacks for a relaxing day with nature.  Box lunches are available in the camp store. 
Distance: 4 miles.  Proper Footwear Required.  Cost: Free!

Click here to RSVP online. 

White Party Weekend

Light your site with white! Black light Tighty Whitey Party. If it's tight and white - wear it! White Wedding Block party on Saturday! Foam Party! Best buns contest!

Black Light Dance Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: Rebos 

Karao-Gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Poolside Massage

Sat / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Free & Confidential HIV and AIDS Testing

Sat 10:00AM - 2:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Free and quick testing provided by the AIDS Activities Office in Allentown, PA

HIV Testing 

Wet Undies/Speedo/Bare Assed Best Buns Contest

Sat 2:30PM / Poolside

What a way to pick a date!  Audience applause determines the best buns!

World Record Skinny Dip!

Sat 3:00PM / Pool

On July 11, 2009, history was made when 13,648 people throughout North America celebrated the joys of skinny-dipping, and in doing so, set the first world record for this marvelous experience.  The Woods Campground was part of this record but we can easily beat last year's number of participants!

AARN World Record Skinny Dip Details 

What REALLY Lives at The Woods?

Sat 3:30PM - 4:30PM / Clubhouse Patio

So you've seen some interesting paw prints and maybe smelled a skunk, but do you know what else lives at The Woods?  Join us for this lecture as we discuss the history of the area, some of the wildlife you may find during your stay, and how to identify what passed through your site.  We'll also give you some info for other local wildlife attractions and how to keep four-legged bear away from your site.  Free handouts provided. 
Cost: FREE!  Your host: Bill

White Wedding Block Party Reception

Sat 5:00PM / "Lakeview Drive" (Sites 6-14)

You’re an invited guest to Heidi Ho's White (yea right) Wedding!  She's finally taking the plunge but has not disclosed who the lucky groom is. 
Heidi is requesting that all guests wear WHITE!  The reception features the White Sudz dance party - boogie in the foam right in the middle of the block!  This will be unlike any wedding you've attended!   In lieu of gifts, camp party fund donations are requested.  Bring your boombox and tune to 90.5 FM to hear the sounds of the party from Woods Radio!

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monetary party fund collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

Click here for your personal invitation! 

Wet Undies Best Buns Contest - FINALS

Sat 6:30PM / Block Party

What a way to pick a date!  Audience applause determines the best buns!

Charitable Clothing Drive

Sat 9:00PM / Dance Club

We're collecting clothing for local charities - but we're doing it like nobody else!  Come to the tightly whitey dance party fully dressed and as you strip to your undies, donate what you take off!

Tighty Whitey Underwear Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

Wear your sexy tighty whities.

DJ: Rebos 

Relaxing Massage

Sun 10:00AM / Poolside

The magical hands of Jim Fitterer will deliver pure bliss as he fills in for Jase who is off to the rainforests of South America discovering new species of plants to extract their healing oils.

Massage at the Woods: Knead Me llc 

Woods Roadtrip: Whitewater Rafting

Sun 10:00AM / Camp Office

Take advantage of a water release weekend on the Lehigh River!  We have arranged a special discounted rafting trip including bus transportation from the campground!  Sign up & pay online by clicking the RSVP link.

Lehigh River Rafting - The Gorge 

Click here to RSVP online. 

Off-Season Holiday Weekend

No reason to miss these off-season events - we'll relive them all in one weekend! Bring lots of aspirin! Friday: Valentine's Party; Saturday Evening: Mardi Gras Block Party; Saturday Night: New Years Eve Celebration!

Valentine's Day Sweetheart Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Brian K 

Clubhouse Karao-Gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Naughty Valentine Game!

Fri 11:00PM / Disco

Poolside Massage

Sat / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Mardi Gras Golf Cart Parade

Sat 6:30PM / Camp Office

The "Krewe du Woods" officially start our celebration with our own version of a Mardi Gras parade!  Participants should gather at the camp office.

Mardi Gras Block Party

Sat 7:00PM / "Bourbon Street" (Sites 37-50)

Free hurricane drinks while supplies last!  Bourbon Street lights up between sites 37 and 50.  Bring your boombox and tune to 90.5 FM to hear the sounds of the party from Woods Radio!

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monetary party fund collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

New Year's Eve Countdown Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Brian K 

Night Swim

Sat 9:00PM - Midnight / Pool

The pool area will be illuminated for our nightime swim party!  Please - no glass bottles or containers!

Ball Drop

Sat Midnight / Bonfire Area

Watch the New Year's Ball drop at midnight!  Happy 2010½!!  Only in a gay campground!!

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Christmas in July Weekend

We know your home is the talk of your neighborhood in December. Show your talent and decorate your site for Christmas! Watch that mistletoe! Leather Santa Light Tour Block Party! 12 Drags of Christmas Show!

Office Christmas Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

No need to change after work!  We promise you won't get fired for making a move on your co-worker. 
We'll do a few goofy line dances that you'll regret when you get back to work on Monday!

DJ: Mad Adam 

Clubhouse Karao-Gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Photos with Santa

Fri 10:00PM / Dance Club

Sit on Santa's lap and see what comes up in the conversation!

Relaxing Massage

Sat / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Gayass Bingo

Sat 2:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Holiday Music on Woods Radio!

Sat 7:30PM

Bring your boombox to add the sounds of the season to your holiday display!  Tune your radio to 90.5 FM.

Christmas in July Lighting

Saturday at Dusk
Prizes for best displays in three categories... 
- Perm Sites
- Field Perm Sites
- Weekend Sites

The 6th Annual Leather Santa Light Tour Christmas Block Party

Sat 8:00PM / Sites 27 & 28

This mini block party is the place to be after your walking light tour!  Enjoy some liquid jolliness!  Ho Ho Homo! 
Pop shots, Penis & Vagina cookies, beer, cosmo fountain, soft drinks & more!  Proceeds benefit cam party fund. 

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monetary party fund collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

Hung by the Chimney with Care!

Sat 9:30PM / Christmas in July Block Party

Sexy Santa's helper Bulge Contest!   Is that an elf in your undies or are you just happy to see me?

The 12 Drags of Christmas

Sat 10:00PM / Christmas in July Block Party

12 of your favorite holiday tunes performed like you've never seen before!

Holiday Dance Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: Mad Adam 

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

The incredible Jim Watson will be filling in for Jase while he travels to the Nile River to collect new hot massage river rocks.

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Hanny 

Summer Heat Weekend

The beat of Summer is in full swing at The Woods! Poolside T-Dance - Loin Cloth Party - Volleyball tournament!

Frisky Friday Speedo Dance Party!

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

The work week is over!  Swap your itchy business suit for a bathing suit!

DJ: CJ the DJ 

Night Swim

Sat 9:00PM - Midnight / Pool

The pool area will be illuminated for our nightime swim party!  Please - no glass bottles or containers!

Clubhouse Karao-Gay

Fri 9:00PM / Dance Club

Relaxing Massage

Sat 10:00AM / Poolside

The magical hands of Jim Fitterer will deliver pure bliss as he fills in for Jase who is off to...  the volleyball tournament 100 feet away.

Massage at the Woods: Knead Me llc 

Volleyball Tournament

Sat 10:00AM / Volleyball Court

Sign up your team - click the link below for details.

Volleyball Tournament 

Loin Cloth T Dance

Sat 1:00PM / Pool

Loincloth, breechcloth - the most basic form of dress.  Get creative while designing your garment!

Carnival Games (cancelled)

Sat 1:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Sorry - not enough volunteers stepped forward for this event to occur.

Carnival Info 

80's Freestyle Dance Party

Sat 10:00PM - Midnight / Dance Club

John Bear takes you clubbing 80's style for a few hours with hits from Free Style Jam, Stevie B, Expose, Lisa Lisa, Cover Girls, Shannon, Debbie Deb and many more!

DJ: John Bear 

Club Dance Party

Sat Midnight - 2:00AM / Dance Club

John Bear turns off the time machine and pumps you full of today's biggest dance club hits!

DJ: John Bear 

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Motorcycle - Leather II

Show your stuff in your hot leather gear! If you have a bike, bring it to camp and join the Woods Riders motorcycle run. Pavilion bath house party.

The Pavilion Bathhouse Party

Fri 10:00PM / Pavilion

Limited towels will be provided.  Please BYO towel. 

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monetary party fund collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

Clubhouse Hours

Fri 9:00PM - Midnight / Clubhouse

Clubhouse will be open for billiards until midnight.

Poolside Massage

Sat / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Free & Confidential HIV and AIDS Testing

Sat 10:00AM - 2:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Free and quick testing provided by the AIDS Activities Office in Allentown, PA

HIV Testing 

The Woods Riders Motorcycle Run

Sat 10:00AM

Jock Straps & Gym Gear Party

Sat 2:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Hosted by Mr.  Woods Leather - enjoy beer and body shots on the patio!

C.O.M.M.A.N.D.  MC Leather Cocktail Party

Sat 9:00PM / Pavilion

Please join your hosts C.O.M.M.A.N.D.  MC (a Leather/Motorcycle club from Baltimore) for this special event!

Leather in The Woods Party

Sat 9:00PM / Pavilion

Leather/Rubber/Fetish-Wear Required.  Please note that the dress code WILL be enforced! 

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monetary party fund collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Greek Gaymes Weekend

Show your ability and teamwork in our Wacky Olympics competition and Homemade Raft Race on the lake! Prizes for the winning athletes! Show off your athletic physique at Friday's Tighty Whitey Party and Saturday's Toga Foam Party!

Underwear Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

Get busy in your skivies!

DJ: Rebos 

Clubhouse Karao-Gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Poolside Massage

Sat / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Wacky Olympics Team Competition

Sat 2:00PM / Center Field

Organize your team of three and sign up in the camp office to win the Gold Cup! 
Click the RSVP to enter your team into the competition. 

- Sea legs relay race

- Water Balloon Slingshot Launch

- Grapefruit shot putt

- Egg Toss

- 3 legged race

- Water Noodle Javelin Throw

- Gaytona 500 Race (aka The Undie 500

- Tug of War

Click here to RSVP online. 

7th Annual Woods Homemade Raft Race

Sat 4:00PM / The Woods Lake

Who's craft will win the trophy this year?  Create your own raft or just join us for the raft regatta!  Click below for a building guide. 

Click the RSVP to enter your team!

Raft Race Details 

Click here to RSVP online. 

Greco Roman Wine & Cheese Block Party

Sat 7:00PM / Naked Way (Sites 2-5)

A visit to the Mediterranean without the travel!  Dress (or disrobe) to match the theme!  Bring a bottle of wine to share with others.  The more in attendance, the more choices you'll have!  Bring your boombox and tune to 90.5 FM to hear the sounds of the party from Woods Radio!

Greco Roman Party Costume Ideas 

Happy Ending FOAM Toga Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Camp Stage (side of clubhouse)

The foam party returns, Greek Style!  Our DJ will be pumping the music into the foam!  We'll add lights and fog to enhance your experience!  This will be a party you won't forget!

DJ: Rebos 

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Illumination Weekend

Use candles. Use lights. Use your creativity. There's no way to describe the beauty of The Woods campsites during Illumination. Don't Miss PiNK: the naked party!

Illumination 2010 is dedicated to Joe Zullo, former Woods perm and staff member, who passed away on Thursday, Aug 12.

If you can't make his initial service, please join us at a memorial gathering on Saturday at 6:30PM.  See details below. 

Services: A Memorial Service will be held on Saturday August 21, 2010 at 3 p.m.  in the Sell-Herron Funeral Home 1145 Lehigh Street Allentown, PA 18103.  Contributions: FACT of Lehigh County or FACT of Bucks County all in care of the Funeral Home.

Please be VERY careful with candle illumination!

Flasher Party!

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Disco

Illuminate your Body!  Glow sticks, battery operated string lights, radioactive particles - whatever you have to illuminate your body, this is the event to shine!  And bring those flashy cocktail cups too!

DJ: CJ the DJ 

Clubhouse Karao-gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

All Day Hike

Sat 10:00AM / Camp Office

Join us as we venture down to Beltzville State Park and hike for the day.  We'll start at Trachsville Hill Road parking area and hike west along the Southern edge of the lake.  We'll follow the Preachers Camp Trail, take a break at the Boat Launch, then venture on to the scenic vistas of the Trinity Gorge Trail.  We'll return using the upper paths, for a different view.  There will be a few rather steep areas, but the majority are normal hiking trails, and even some paved areas.  Proper footwear required.  Time: 4-5 hours. 
Cost: Free Your guide: Bill

Raindate: Sun.  August 22nd

Click here to RSVP online. 

Poolside Massage

Sat / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Gayass Bingo

Sat 2:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Joe Zullo Memorial Gathering

Sat 6:30PM / Victory Garden

Please join us to pay your final respects to Joe. 

Joe and Bob were perms at site 13 since the beginning of The Woods Campground.  Not only did Joe work hard to create a beautiful campsite and thus help beautify the campground, but he also worked on staff articulately making sure our cabins and rental trailers were in tip top shape for guests to enjoy.  Joe will be missed and all our love to Bob, his partner for 14 years.

Campground Illumination

Saturday at Dusk
Prizes for best displays for Perms, Field Perms and Weekenders! 
Disco & Bonfire Start at 10:30PM Saturday

PiNK: the naked party

Sat 8:00PM / Sites 44, 45, 75-78

You'll definately know where this party will be held as you tour the illumination displays - look for the PiNK! Naked is the theme, but if you're shy, wear something PiNK! Major pink decor!  Click the details for list of activities! 

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monetary party fund collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

Party Details 

Illumination Dance Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: John Bear 

Frat Party Weekend

Experience Greek life now that you know what you missed! Fraternity & Sorority Site Decorating

Spring Break Dance Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

Wear something that you bought in a souvenir shop on one of your Caribbean vacations.  Pick one with text of where you bought it! 

-Yes!  Finally a reason to wear your Jamaican Bobsled Team shirt!

DJ: Brian K 

Clubhouse Karao-Gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Poolside Massage

Sat / Gazebo

Massage at the Woods: Knead Me llc 

Volleyball Tournament

Sat 10:00AM / Volleyball Court

Sign up your team - click the link below for details.

Volleyball Tournament 

Frat Party Tailgate Cookout

Sat Noon - 4:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Enjoy a cookout just like a football tailgate party!  Wear your favorite college team jersey!

Free Syphilis & HIV Testing

Sat Noon - 4:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Caring Communities is again partnering with The Woods Campground for another season of free Syphilis and HIV Testing!   If you're sexually active, you should be tested.

Free Syphilis Testing 

Frat Party

Sat 1:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Pool Tournament ($5.00 entry - winner takes all)
Cornhole Toss Tournament
Ladder Golf
Poker, plus other board and table games
Wii games on the big screen
Beer Pong

Shot toasts on the half hour! 

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monetary party fund collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

Dude Rack Competition

Sat 3:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Wet T-Shirt CompeTITion!

Sat 3:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

This one is for the ladies only!

College Decades Dance Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

Starting with the 70's and ending with today's dance remixes - we're sure to help you re-live your college years!

DJ: Brian K 

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at the Woods: Knead Me llc 

Labor Day Holiday Weekend (Fri - Mon)

Certainly NOT the last party weekend of the summer! One of our biggest weekends! Don't miss Saturday's Miss Woods Pageant and the Sunday evening stage production and other planned events. Adult Toy Bingo!

Country Dancin' Party

Fri 9:00PM - Midnight / Dance Club

With Line Dancing instruction by CJ!

DJ: CJ the DJ 

DJ Dance Party

Fri Midnight - 2:00AM / Disco

DJ: Rebos 

Poolside Massage

Sat / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Woods Roadtrip: Whitewater Rafting

Sat 10:00AM / Camp Office

Take advantage of a water release weekend on the Lehigh River!  We have arranged a special discounted rafting trip including bus transportation from the campground!

Lehigh River Rafting - The Gorge 

Click here to RSVP online. 

Miss Woods Drag Diva Pageant

Sat 9:00PM / Camp Stage (side of clubhouse)

Calling all drag queens!  Time to show just how diva you can be!

Miss Woods Pageant (click for information) 

Click here to RSVP online. 

80's Freestyle Dance Party

Sat 10:30PM - Midnight / Dance Club

Go clubbing 80's style with hits from Free Style Jam, Stevie B, Expose, Lisa Lisa, Cover Girls, Shannon, Debbie Deb and many more!

DJ: Rebos 

La Brrr Day T-Shirt Contest

Sat 11:00PM / Dance Club

Holiday Dance Party

Sat Midnight - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ Rebos pumps it up with today's favorite club hits to shake our dance floor!

Midnight Naked Hike!

Sat Midnight / Lower Hot Tub

Bring your flashlight and good shoes.  Nothing else is required!  And I mean nothing!

The Betty Ford Eye Opener PJ and Slipper Party

Sun 8:00AM / Pavilion

Coffee, morning cocktails, pastries.  Cartoons!

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monetary party fund collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

Eye Opener Party 

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

T Dance

Sun 1:00PM - 3:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

DJ: Rebos 

Adult Toy Bingo

Sun 4:00PM

Win awesome "Adult" prizes! 
(benefits the Dunk Tank Fund)

7 games for $20 - The event will last about 1.5 hours!

The 7th Annual Labor Day Camp Show

Sun 9:00PM / Camp Stage (side of clubhouse)

Come early and bring your chairs.

DJ Dance Party

Sun 11:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: Rebos 

Relaxing Massage

Mon / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Family & Friends Weekend

Enjoy The Woods camping experience with your family members and friends! Minors allowed with parent or legal guardian. No public nudity please. A big turnout is expected! Pool will be open! Join the fun!

Clubhouse Karaoke

Fri 8:00PM / Clubhouse

8PM-10PM : Mixed
10PM- : Adult Singing Only

Bonfire

Fri 9:00PM / Bonfire Area

Dance Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: Brian K 

Scavenger Hunt

Sat 11:00AM

Meet on the patio

Acupuncture

Sat / Gazebo

Try something different - whether to relieve pain or for therapy.

Danielle DeFreitas 

Picnic Lunch on the Patio

Sat Noon / Clubhouse Patio

Click here for the delicious menu! 

Frank & David's Arts-n-Crafts

Sat 2:00PM / Clubhouse

Click here to RSVP online. 

Bingorama

Sat 4:00PM

(benefits the dunk tank fund)

Grandma's Family Dinner

Sat 5:00PM / Cafe

Click here for the delicious menu! 

What's Bugging You?

Sat 6:30AM / Lakeview Drive (Site 7)

Insect enthusiast and pest control manager, Keith Hayes will discuss local insects...  the good, the bad, and the ugly! 

Get "up close" with specimens of Bees, Wasps, Hornets, Butterflies and more from his collection.  For the adults, bedbugs and their nationwide resurgence will be briefly discussed. 

Questions are welcome and feel free to bring any samples for identification.

Hey Ride

Sat 7:30PM

Bundle up, bring your favorite beverage and come along for a ride through the woods!

Woods Movie Night

Sat 8:30PM / Clubhouse Patio

Movie: The Karate Kid
Nothing is cooler than watching a movie on the big screen! 
Bring blankets to get cozy!

Smores Party

Sat 9:00PM / Bonfire Area

DJ Dance Party!

Sat 9:00PM / Dance Club

DJ: Brian K 

Family Feud

Sat 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Acupuncture

Sun / Gazebo

Try something different - whether to relieve pain or for therapy.

Danielle DeFreitas 

Bears at The Woods III

The hairy bears, cubs, chubs and their admirers are back! It will be a Septembear to remember!

Bear Party!

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: CJ the DJ 

Clubhouse Beary-oke!

Fri 10:00PM / Dance Club

Burly men singing sweetly

Relaxing Massage

Sat / Clubhouse

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Volleyball Tournament

Sat 10:00AM / Volleyball Court

Volleyball Tournament 

Free & Confidential HIV and AIDS Testing

Sat 10:00AM - 2:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Free and quick testing provided by the AIDS Activities Office in Allentown, PA

HIV Testing 

Perm Camper Meeting

Sat 10:30AM / Pavilion

Bring a chair and your thoughts, concerns, suggestions and compliments! 
Attendance restricted to standard and field perms only.

Bear Meat & Greet

Sat 2:30PM / Patio

* Ice Luge! 

* Free beer & soda! 

* 21 or older to drink

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monetary party fund collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

Ball Eating Contest

Sat 3:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Licking is allowed, but you can only win if you bite!

Grizzly Bear Grand Buffet

Sat 6:00PM / Cafe

Enjoy an all you care to eat buffet with soup/appetizer station, salad bar, Chef carving station, hot buffet and dessert station!

80's Freestyle Dance Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

Go clubbing 80's style with hits from Free Style Jam, Stevie B, Expose, Lisa Lisa, Cover Girls, Shannon, Debbie Deb and many more!

DJ: John Bear 

Bear Beard Contest

Sat 11:00PM / Dance Club

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Country Western Weekend II

Howdy partner! Learn and dance the two-step and some cool line dances! We'll mix in a few dance favorites to please all! Chili cook off and Salsa Contest!

Country Western Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: CJ the DJ 

Country Karao-gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Songs limited to the country genre.

Country dance lessons!

Fri - Sat / Dance Club

Poolside Massage

Sat / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

The Gay-Mazing Race

Sat 10:00AM / Clubhouse Patio

Just like the TV show but gayified!  Organize your teams and sign up by clicking the RSVP link.

Click here to RSVP online. 

Free Syphilis & HIV Testing

Sat Noon - 4:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Caring Communities is again partnering with The Woods Campground for another season of free Syphilis and HIV Testing!   If you're sexually active, you should be tested.

Free Syphilis Testing 

Country Hoedown Party!

Sat 1:00PM / Dance Club

Join your hosts, the Liberty Gay Rodeo Association for an afternoon party with great music, country dance lessons, 50/50s, and donations will be accepted for beer and shots.  BYO horse. 

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

Chili Cook Off and Salsa Festival!

Sat 2:00PM / Patio

Got a hot recipe for your chili?  Does your Salsa kick ass?  Put it to the test against others who think theirs is better!  Be sure to name your chili and salsa for the contest!  Judged event.  Trophies will be awarded for the best chili and best salsa!

Country Western Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: CJ the DJ 

Woods Movie Night

Sat 8:00PM / Victory Garden Theatre

Movie: TBD
Bring your own chairs or blankets.

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Motorcycle - Leather Weekend III
Mr. and Ms. Woods Leather Competition

Stay warm in your full leather gear! If you have a bike, bring it to camp and join the Woods Riders motorcycle "last chance" run. Heated pavilion leather party. Mr. and Ms. Woods Leather Competition.

Leather Masters Store

Fri - Sun / Dance Club

Leather Masters of Dallas will be bringing a large selection of leather clothing, such as vests, shirt and pants, accessories like collars wristbands and armbands, BDSM Toys, restraints, hoods, lube and so much more.   If there is something specific you would like to see check out their website and let them know.

Leather Competition Contestant Introduction Party

Fri 9:00PM - 9:30PM / Pavilion

Leather in The Woods Party

Fri 9:30PM / Pavilion

Show off your hot leather gear! 

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monetary party fund collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

Clubhouse Hours

Fri - Midnight / Clubhouse

Clubhouse will be open for billiards until midnight.

Relaxing Massage

Sat / Poolside

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

The Woods Riders Motorcycle Run

Sat 10:00AM

Mr./Ms.  Woods Leather Competition Cocktail Party

Sat 1:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Meet the contestants, judges and committee members.  Get to know the people who will be competing so you can vote confidently!

Mr./Ms.  Woods Leather Competition

Sat 8:00PM / Camp Stage (side of clubhouse)

Come early and bring your own chairs!

Mr. & Ms. Woods Leather Competition 

Leather in The Woods Party

Sat 10:00PM / Pavilion

Leather/Rubber/Fetish-Wear required

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monetary party fund collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

The Woods Film Festival Weekend

Continuous movies all weekend long. Multiple genres from multiple era's.

Want to show a movie at your site?

Let us know and we'll add it to the schedule. 
Any genre. 
Any era. 
Any rating.

Woods Movie Night

Fri 8:30PM / Victory Garden Theatre

Movie: TBD

Woods Movie Night

Fri 10:30PM / Victory Garden Theatre

Movie: TBD

Clubhouse Karao-Gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

DJ Dance Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: Rebos 

Poolside Massage

Sat / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Movie: TBD

Sat Noon / Pavilion Theatre

Drink Pink - Breast Cancer Awareness Event

Sat 2:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. 
We're holding a Drink Pink Event!  Similar to the Tropical Shooter Party, we're asking our guests to present solely PINK beverage creations to share with others.   Vote for your favorite with your dollars - the biggest fund raiser wins and all proceeds go to breast cancer research.  We'll also hold a blindfolded fake boob contest - shape, size and squish index will be analyzed by our blindfolded judging panel! 

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monetary party fund collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

Movie: TBD

Sat 4:00PM / Pavilion Theatre

Movie: TBD

Sat 6:00PM / Pavilion Theatre

Woods Movie Night

Sat 8:30PM / Victory Garden Theatre

Movie: TBD

Movie Star Dance Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

Dress as your favorite movie character!  We'll award the best costumes!

DJ: Rebos 

Woods Movie Night

Sat 10:30PM / Victory Garden Theatre

Movie: TBD

Relaxing Massage

Sun / Gazebo

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Bears at The Woods IV

It's a Fall Fur Foliage Fest! The trees are changing and the colors are incredible! A 4th Bears Weekend returns due to popular demand!
It's a last chance gathering for Bears, Cubs, Chubs and Admirers!

Bear Party!

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: Air Cub 

Clubhouse Beary-oke!

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Burly men singing sweetly

Relaxing Massage

Sat - Sun

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Halloween Activity Volunteer Meeting

Sat 10:30AM / Patio

If you'd like to volunteer to help with the Hey Ride or Psycho Path, please attend this meeting.  Whether you'd like to play a character or just jump out from behind a tree, we can use you!

Keg Toss

Sat Noon / Bonfire Area

It's just as it sounds - how far can you toss a beer keg?  We haven't decided whether we'll empty it first!  Not responsible if you lose a nut.

Free Syphilis & HIV Testing

Sat Noon - 4:00PM / Clubhouse Patio

Caring Communities is again partnering with The Woods Campground for another season of free Syphilis and HIV Testing!   If you're sexually active, you should be tested.

Free Syphilis Testing 

Lumberjack Meet & Grreet Plaid Party

Sat 3:00PM / Patio

Hang out with your fellow Bears - free beer if you're wearing plaid & suspenders! 
Note: free beer for everyone else too :)
Note2:  It's John Adam's non-official birthday party!  (He likes shots)

Any alcohol served at this event is provided by guests of The Woods Campground or purchased through an ongoing monetary party fund collected at previous gatherings.  You must be 21 to consume alcoholic beverages.

RV Winterization Class

Sat 6:00PM / Clubhouse

Bear Bash!

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: Air Cub 

Bears vs.  Cubs Family Feud

Sat 11:00PM / Dance Club

Oktoberfest Weekend / OktoberFeast Lunch / 2010 Season Slide Show

The trees colors are at their peak! Celebrate another season of community with your camp family and friends! 2010 Camp Season slide show!

DJ Dance Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: Jim Kohler 

Clubhouse Karao-Gay

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

High Point Foliage Hike

Sat 9:30AM

This will be quite a walk – about 2 miles with hill.  Proper footwear please.  All gravel road.  Meet at the office.

Relaxing Massage

Sat - Sun / Gazebo

Treat yourself to a wonderful massage!

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

OktoberFeast

Sat 1:00PM / Clubhouse

A Family Style Potluck Meal at the Hofbräu Haus (clubhouse).  Please try to provide your own heat source (Sternos) since the electric will be limited.  Not a cook?  We're also looking for beverages as well as plates, napkins & utensils. 

The organizers ask that you RSVP in order to attend (they like organization)
Please - no admittance without a food or product donation.

Click here to RSVP online. 

No lunch served at The Woods Cafe

Oktoberfest Bier Garten Party

Sat 1:00PM / Patio

The patio becomes The Woods Hofbräu Haus!

Perm Camper Meeting

Sat 4:00PM / Pavilion

Bring a chair and your thoughts, concerns, suggestions and compliments! 
Attendance restricted to standard and field perms only.

2010 Camp Memory Slideshow

Sat 7:00PM / Clubhouse

This year's slideshow will show photo highlights of the past season!

Skivies Dance Party!

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

This may be your last chance this season to strut your stuff in your skivies!  Don't worry about the chill - the fireplace in the clubhouse will be lit!

DJ: Jim Kohler 

Halloween Weekend

Our closing weekend is one of our best! Halloween costume party is a sight to see! Prizes for best costumes! Haunted hayrides!

Witch-Burning Bonfires

Fri 10:00PM - Sat 10:00PM / Bonfire Area

DJ Dance Party

Fri 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

DJ: Rebos 

Clubhouse scary-oke

Fri 10:00PM / Clubhouse

Halloween Activity Volunteer Meeting

Sat 10:30AM / Patio

If you'd like to volunteer to help with the Hey Ride or Psycho Path, please attend this meeting.  Whether you'd like to play a character or just jump out from behind a tree, we can use you!  Please bring black clothing to camp this weekend.

Relaxing Massage

Sat - Sun / Gazebo

Last chance to treat yourself to a relaxing massage!

Massage at The Woods: Massage by Jase 

Halloween Activities

Sat 7:00PM

- Add to the fun - wear your costume! 

- Not-So-Haunted Hey-rides

- Psycho Path Haunted Trail

 
* If you'd like to play a character in our Saturday Halloween activities, please attend an organizational meeting at 10:30AM on the patio.  Let us know if you have a character in mind or just want to lend a hand.

Tarot Card Readings

Sat 7:00PM / Clubhouse

Find out what the future holds for you!  Tom Santomartino returns as your Tarot card reader.  Camp fund donation please.

Halloween Costume Party

Sat 9:00PM - 2:00AM / Dance Club

Costume judging at 11PM
Prizes for Funniest, Scariest, Best Group and Best Home Made Costume!

DJ: Rebos